They look so angelic.

And then they strip off in dance class with a flourish, a ‘perfect 10’ gymnastics closing stance, and a resounding “Ta Daaaaaaa!”

Or they argue, straight faced and with no sense of irony, that they don’t need to eat fruit and vegetables to help them see in the dark because they have torches.

Not one torch.

Oh no!

Two torches.

So who needs apples and carrots.

Crazy grown-ups!

But today Button takes the biscuit.

I went to retrieve laundry from the dryer in the garage.

She bolted the door behind me.