The Chaos Monsters have been back a nursery (which they call school) for a couple of weeks now.You have no idea the esteem in which I hold their teachers!

Now it’s my turn to hit the books.Obviously the very best place to study is your local coffee shop.

Especially when it’s analysis of the English language that you’re stuck with.

It’s a dry topic.

It needs lubrication.

And even I can’t justify wine at 9.30am.

The only problem occurs when you pass the newsagents on the way to said study hall coffee shop

Oh temptation!