The prosecution states that the defendant, known only as Pendle Stitches, did on Thursday 19th November, wilfully and with intent purchase an excessive number of crafty good things.

The defense argues that in no way was Pendle Stitches excessive and that her purchases were well within the bounds of normality and decency.

The CSI (Craft Spending Investigators) present the following evidence to the jury:

New Lanark Yarn from

How to Make a Woolly Jumper mini quilt kit by Brenda Walker

Moda Layer Cake to make a quilt for Button's bedroom

Pattern book for cute knitted toys

Vintage style embroidery threads to stitch the pictured sampler

Patterns for gorgeous knits for Button

Can the jury please retire to consider its verdict.